Pinky   and the  Brain

 

They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
One is a genius
The other's insane.
They're laboratory mice
Their genes have been spliced
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain.		 Before each night is done
Their plan will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
They'll take over the world.		 They're Pinky and The Brain
Yes, Pinky and The Brain
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth
They'll overthrow the Earth
They're dinky
They're Pinky and The Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf!

 

 

  

 

BRAINSTEM (Episode P3)
Lyrics by Tom Minton.

Sung to Camptown Races by Stephen Foster.

Pinky: And now, the parts of the brain, performed by The Brain!
Brain: Ye-e-s!

Brain: Neo-cortex, frontal lobe
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Hippocampus, neural node
       Right hemisphere.		 Brain: Pons and cortex visual
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Sylvian fissure, pineal
       Left hemisphere.		 Brain: Cerebellum left!
       Cerebellum right!
       Synapse, hypothalamus
       Striatum, dendrite.		 Brain: Axon fibers, matter gray
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central tegmental pathway
       Temporal lobe.		 Brain: White core matter, forebrain, skull
Pinky: Brainstem! Brainstem!
Brain: Central fissure, cord spinal
       Parietal.		 Brain: Pia mater!
       Menengeal vein!
       Medulla oblongata and lobe limbic
       Micro-electrodes...
Pinky: Naaarf!
P+B  : THE BRAIN!!!

Brain: That ought to keep the little squirts happy. Ye-e-s!

 

Lyrics from MOUSE OF LA MANCHA (Episode P12)
by Gordon Bressack and Charles Howell IV

Don Cerebro (parody of Don Quixote)
Music by Peter Hastings.


Brain: Listen up, all you sniv'ling and cowardly mice
       You may live in your cage if you please
       But not I, for I've learned not to take just a slice
       When I'm destined to have the whole cheese.
 
       It is I, Don Cerebro, the mouse of La Mancha
       I'm blessed with a huge frontal lobe
       For a mouse with my power, it won't take an hour
       I plan to take over the globe.
       I plan to take over the globe.
       Thanks to my huge frontal lobe.
 
Pinky: I'm Pinky; yes, I'm Pinky
       I poit and I narf and I say "Egad!"
       I botch up his plans, daily
       Then he conks me when he's mad.
 
(conk!)
 
Brain: Pay attention, you nobles and peasants of Spain
       You may think that I haven't a chance
       But I have an immensely superior brain
Pinky: And he's wearing aluminum pants.
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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